I picked up a nickname at work... this is the story: So we've got a dishwasher, right? In the back,
typical fast-food joint... But you forget, I have never seen a dishwasher such as this before! I am
standing in the back one night when G (because his full name won't fit on the name tag, no joke) comes and
runs the dishwasher. The dishwasher...from Star Wars. The noise, the up, the down, the automaticness, its
general resemblance of a droid.... Had my name written all over it. And "That's Awesome!" was written all
over my face, too (I might have said it a few times...). After that, and after G had told Every. Single.
Employee. the story at least four times in the following week, nobody called my by my name. They'd just
say "That's Awesome." Walking by me, "That's Awesome!" Closing a door, "Hey, That's Awesome!" And as I
left on Friday with my final paycheck, Juan-of-the-straight-face waved at me over the custard machine.
"Bye, That's Awesome." It made me smile.
As for "Logically Inconsistent." It is another of my catchphrases, "I am nothing if not inconsistent!"
However, I value efficiency above all, and only slightly second is logic. I always have good reasons for
my inconsistencies. It aaaaalll makes sense in my head. Don't worry.